Archive for January, 2009

Viagra can help with all three.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Is she looking at my neckerchief?

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

National looks at me as a human being, not a number.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Professor Crazyeyes was the zaniest macro-economics professor I ever had.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

I don’t see a way around some kind of bush joke here.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

I see you’ve been using your sauna belt.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

“Just a mint sir, it’s waffer thin.”

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Show me your shamesh.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009


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